I'm sure you are a lovely person, but I'm not interested.
To Mr. Viagra,
You seem to want to make a wonky log cabin block. Wonky may not be your style. I'm thinking something a little stiffer and straighter may be more up your alley.
Dear Men's Health,
What an interesting concept, raise my testosterone levels and turn my fat into muscle. It's pretty presumptuous of you to assume I have fat that needs transformation, don't you think?
A free ipad...ahhhh, how sweet of you to offer. Maybe your mother never taught you...if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. You should listen to my mother.
I crack myself up.
Spam, however makes me angry. It burns my butt to know that some people make their living spamming others.
Sometimes it feels better to say what you're feeling.
Have a spam free weekend!